From a man who is supposedly obsessed with cup sizes (translate that to boob sizes) I don't really know where to begin. When it comes to a no-start situation like this, I would always say, let us start from the beginning. Let us frame that age old question, why are men fascinated and in some cases totally obsessed with boobs?
Before I go any further, I would like to dedicate my rantings today to TOTOT, my good singaporean friend who has totally corrupted my mind with boobs, boobs and nothing but boobs. Simply said, singaporeans do corrupt! But I am am digressing.
Going back to that million dollar business question, why do men find boobs to be so fascinating? For goodness sake, if we think about it, during our school days, boobs were then known as mammary glands. All mammals have mammary glands, to suckle their young, which is a characteristic of a mammal. Human beings are mammals. Those are facts and they are not rocket science, so there we go, wherein lies the answer? Why are men fascinated with boobs and does size matter?
I postulate that the reason underlying this overwhelming obsession begins during infancy. To a baby, the mother's breast is the primary source of sustenance. Normally, as soon as the baby cries, out comes the breast and the nipple get stuffed into the baby's mouth. This happens and is repeated day in day out for about two years. I realised too that while suckling, the baby tends to play with the other nipple or just 'playing' with the other breast. In many ways it soothes the child and gives the child security and comfort. That becomes habit forming doesn't it? So I guess it is no great wonder that men being men, (who are really overgrown babies really), never outgrow their mother's breasts and psychologically find a pair of boobs comforting!
Given that premise, does size matter? I don't think so. All men want is a pair of boobs to 'play' with, as a security blanket. Is there anything wrong with that? Is there anything sexual about that? Far from it being wrong or sexual in nature, it cannot even be considered a sexual harrasment if a man was to admire a woman boobs, as all he is doing is reminiscing of the comfort of his childhood.
Given the same premise, I cannot understand why some women go under the blade to make them 'bigger' , 'rounder', more prominent etc. Therein lies the question, when it comes to size, is it something that the men want or is it something that women think the men want?
All we want is something comforting ;-) - hahahahahaha
17 comments:
theres only 2 kind of male they said...one who obsessed with boobs, and the other with ass...
At last... A man who understand the true meaning of the boobs... But still, injustice has been done... Nippy has been left out... How can men be comfortable if the nippy is small... Men are mature baby... The requirement also need to be bigger... We are not teething baby... We not bigger size to be comfortable... wakakakakaka... LONG LIVE THE BOOBS...
It takes someone like TOTOT to truly appreciate and understand the nuances of a boob.
I wonder which category saat belongs to? Boob or ass?
Ayyoooo wong...citer pasal boobs la plak ek. Tak tahu pon wong ada blog, kalau tahu dah lama dah adi visit
well i prefer LEGS hehe...
I agree with Saat's statements. It's sooo very true Saat. Which one are you Saat? Totot and Wong are totally obsessed with boobs.You??
B(.)(.)Bs, tits, juggs, knockers, honkers, hooters, spotlights and the terms malaysians luv to used "nasik lemak" are the bane of our existance. Get one too large on yr girlfren and you "lemas" ... LOL .. get one too small and u simply can't show off yr gurlfren to ur male buddies. Does it matter??? U bet ur ass it does! Our gf's assets are a boost to our male ego. To have a gf with huge mammary will make us feel like the top dog, the alpha male in the herd.
Funny thing abt it is, we are obsessed by it when it is enclosed i.e. under the shirt, inside bra with plenty of cleavage to see. See them in their full glory and most of us with be thinking abt parts south of them.
I agree with totot when he said boobs need to be bigger for comfort. Try laying yr head on a flat chested gurl and if ur satisfied, come to me! We need to sort out some issues abt yr mind!
As for me i'm BLESSED to have a gf whose boobs (i called em "babies" coz i call her baby :D)are simply MARVELLOUS in size and shape.
NUFF said! VIVA LA BOOBS!
i would like to curse you a lot..but instead, i laugh all the way to the end of the entry...
haihhhhhh....men are all the same...:))
Yo, stoned,
Fair and honest opinion. However your thoughts did not digress far from mine. Your argument was that the size of the boobs, tits, bazookas, etc was meant more to feed the ego of the guy. To me that falls under the 'security blanket' category. As in anything, too small is just not enough and too big is just too overwhelming. Thus a 'good' size is an average looking size, which average girls have, so its not really an issue.
Gals, I hope you take it in the proper light that this is a discussion forum. My point is simply, why do you need to enhance your breasts? Unless of course you are so flat that a MAS plane may confuse it for a runway and land on it :-)
I stand by my initial thoughts that men simply wants it as a 'badge' (as mentioned by stone) or a security blanket, because at the end of it all, men simply grow up to bigger little kids.
haha..male can be very particular with breast..tapi kalau besar sangat yg menanggung sakit bahunya si pompuan la...How does it feel to have breast eh? mesti leceh kan? nak melompat pun susah..
well to answer this question and as male..i think i ought to answer this first, just to be fair, and to all females who might wondering the same question too....how does it feel to have penis? lol
Aku serahkan pada Wong untuk menjawab soalan tu...
kikiki should have known, if there's anything on earth that can keep this guy ALIVE & kiCKING jz say BOOBSSS ... gud blogs, love it
Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their
life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman....
Why?
BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
how does it feel to have breasts is just like how it feels to have ur ding dong i guess. is it a problem to jump with its dangling bween ur legs, phewwwww ...
A survey of 50,000 American adults finds 70 percent of female respondents desiring more ample or rounder breasts -- even though the majority of male respondents say they are perfectly happy with their partner's breast size.
Men have their own insecurities: The same survey finds nearly half of American males wishing for a larger penis. At the same time, however, 85 percent of females say they are "very satisfied" with their partner's endowment.
What a hipocracy!!
God had made it the RIGHT size
Why do most men have this natural love of Breast? Do you agree if I were to say that it is normaly the first thing man look at when they talk to a woman, no matter how unattractive she may be, man look at a womans chest.
Some say men love breast because their calming, and also man enjoy them because they represent fertility (a womans ability to nurture and sustain life).
But I think you're right. Maybe the boob obsession goes back to the male relationship with his mother - the closeness, the bonding, the feelings of safety and security many males had when close to their mothers bosom. Hehe.
"Far from it being wrong or sexual in nature, it cannot even be considered a sexual harrasment if a man was to admire a woman boobs, as all he is doing is reminiscing of the comfort of his childhood....."
Men always have some excuse to hang on to something so sexual and get away hands free with it!!!!
I would not even know where to begin to spill my fire.... I will be back.. later!!!
But good blog Wong, it just proves to show that men are always thinking with the wrong heads hahahhahaha!!!
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